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Feb

Sistemul operational Soţ 1.0

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Posted by: Ted - 5 Comments
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
 Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
 Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
 Husband 1.0< /SPAN> is an operating system.

Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to downloadTears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0&n! bsp;(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Thanks, Chris!

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5 comments for “Sistemul operational Soţ 1.0”

1
cristina UNITED STATES

We advise to help HUSBAND1.0 download and wait for him with the program NAKED101 while opening a new window in FOODONTHETABLE3.0

Delete the TEARS6.2 and GUILT3.0 from the system and understand that these and NAGGING5.3 are programs that work against the program MARRIAGE80.Y already installed.

Once the HE’SYOURHERO2.0 is installed, the backup disk will reinstall the desired programs ROMANCE9.5 and PERSONALATTENTION6.5.

Good luck.

:cool:

February 14th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
2
Ted UNITED STATES

Dear Cristina,
That’s a good input! We’ll do!

February 14th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
3
Marcel U. UNITED STATES

A good laugh! Nice terminology!

February 15th, 2009 at 6:30 am
4
cristina UNITED STATES

Sub titlul “De ce sint Republican” se vede numai asta:

Toata pagina e goala, nu se vad links din dreapta. Se poate face ceva?

Ted UNITED STATES Reply:
February 16th, 2009 at 12:07 am

Draga Cristina,
la mine merge perfect! Am intrebat si pe altii si la fel merge bine!

February 15th, 2009 at 7:31 am